*Other than finding a half bottle of vodka behind the cat food this morning.

One of the main reasons I have refused to jump on the Xbox 360 bandwagon is because of the astronomical failure rate the system surfers from. I know that the newer systems are supposedly more reliable and the extended warranty covers the RRoD problem, but it is something I still don’t want to chance. I [...]

Seeing as my avatar is Mega Man, it would be almost criminal for me not to post something about a little game called MEGA MAN 9! This was announced awhile ago, and GamesRadar got the first look, but in the last couple days more information has emerged about the game. For starters, this game is [...]

Just like your grandparents, and everything else you love for that matter, your iPod will one day die. Last week the Reaper claimed the life of my beloved iPod. I knew that the time was coming. It was a fourth generation click-wheel that was used heavily, everyday for the last three and a half years. [...]

I’ll keep this short and sweet. The FireNES add-on for Firefox will allow you to play over 1000 NES and other old-school games within your freaking browser. Listen closely in the next week and you might be able to actually hear the dip in productivity at offices across the world as this spreads. TPS reports? [...]

I awoke last night in an urgent panic. Something wasn’t right. I stumbled to the bathroom and unleashed the full fury on my piss against the porcelain. After a full night of boozing, unlike last time, I made it to the toilet in enough time to be rewarded with dry sheets when I returned to [...]

Hey everybody, it’s Choose Your Own Adventure story time at Button-Smasher! Your cousin gives you some Mc Chris songs. You listen to the songs and they make you (vomit in your mouth a little; one happy geek). You check out more songs from his new album and decide that (Mc Chris really sucks; you want [...]