Mc Chris is Awesome, Buying His Music Isn’t

Mike — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:17:37 +0000

Hey everybody, it’s Choose Your Own Adventure story time at Button-Smasher! Your cousin gives you some Mc Chris songs. You listen to the songs and they make you (vomit in your mouth a little; one happy geek). You check out more songs from his new album and decide that (Mc Chris really sucks; you want to purchase the new album because the shit is ill, yo). In making the purchase you (want the hard copy; don’t want a hard copy because all your music is digitally stored and you don’t need another CD occupying valuable space in your increasingly cramped living-quarters). However, you discover that the online album is six tracks shorter than the actual CD. You think (that’s okay, I likely won’t miss these really good songs; this is bullshit, I want the whole album). You want the instant satisfaction that comes with an online music purchase, but will settle on buying the CD and waiting. You find out the CD is $18. (That sounds reasonable, the price of a CD shouldn’t have dropped since the mid 90s anyways; This is bullshit). You (suck it up and purchase the limited online album or wait for the overpriced CD; grab a torrent and promise yourself to go see Mc Chris live and/or purchase the next album). I’ll let you decide the last one, but either way the story should end with you getting the new Mc Chris album, Mc Chris is Dead.

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Mc Chris is Awesome, Buying His Music Isn’t